Crabby No More, Brand New 1st Tier Luxury|Gulf Views|Hot Tub|Outdoor Kitchen | House in Port St. Joe

Welcome to Crabby No More—Where Coastal Luxury Meets Laid-Back Living
Just completed in 2025 and thoughtfully designed for comfort, connection, and coastal beauty, Crabby No More is your serene getaway in Cape San Blas, FL. Located FIRST TIER with gorgeous ocean views and direct access to the beach boardwalk, this custom-built retreat is where “crabby” melts away the moment you arrive.
This 5-bedroom + twin loft bunk home sleeps up to 13 guests and is packed with premium amenities to elevate your stay. Think luxury bedding, a chef’s kitchen, and professional interior design that blends beachy charm with high-end comfort.
PROPERTY HIGHLIGHTS
- First-Tier Location – Just steps to the beach via boardwalk
- 5 Bedrooms + Loft Bunk – Sleeps up to 13
- Chef’s Kitchen + Outdoor Gourmet Kitchen
- Private Hot Tub + Outdoor Shower
- Sun Porch
- 24-Hour Self Check-In
- Luxury Bedding, Designer Decor, and Full Beach Setup Included
- Upstairs Lounge with Bar, Nespresso, and Gaming Table
- Electric Car Charging Station
- Pet-Free Home (No Exceptions)
THE SPACE
Ground Floor
• Driveway Parking for 3 Vehicles
First Floor
• Open Living & Dining Area
• Fully Equipped Kitchen
• 1 King Bedroom Suite with Partial Gulf Views
• 1 Full Bathroom
• 1 Additional King Bedroom Suite
• Screened-In Deck with Gourmet Outdoor Kitchen (Gas Grill, Fridge, Gas Burner, Sink, Dining & Lounge Space)
• Sun Porch with Hot Tub, Adirondack Chairs & Outdoor Shower
Second Floor
• King Master Suite with Large Private Ocean-View Balcony + Loungers
• 1 Full Bathroom
• King Suite with Ocean Views
• Bunk Room with Queen Bunk Beds
• 1 Full Bathroom
• Twin Loft Bunk
• Upstairs Lounge with Bar, Fridge, Microwave, Sink, Nespresso Machine, and Game Table
• Balcony with Partial Gulf Views
• Laundry Room
NEIGHBORHOOD: VILLA DEL SOL
Located in the gated coastal community of Villa del Sol
• Boardwalk Beach Access
• Community Pool & Sand Volleyball Court
• Two Pickleball Courts
• Brick-Paved Streets, Bay & Gulf Views
Nearby Salinas Park offers:
• Playground, Fire Pit, and Boardwalk Over St. Joseph Bay
• Horseback Riding, Kayaking, and Scenic Trails
LOCAL ADVENTURES
Walk down the boardwalk from your front door to miles of sugar-white sand and clear turquoise waters. Enjoy shell hunting, snorkeling, surfing, sunbathing, kayaking, fishing, or horseback riding along the shore.
• 15 minutes to Port St. Joe – shops, galleries, restaurants, and live entertainment
• Explore the historic lighthouse or take the ferry to St. Vincent Island
• Launch a boat or book a fishing charter from Indian Pass
• Hike or bike along the 19-mile paved trail
• Day trip to Apalachicola (25 miles) – riverfront strolls and world-famous seafood
OTHER THINGS TO NOTE
This is a second home for us not just a rental. We provide amenities that many rental homes do not. Therefore, our home is thoroughly inspected after each guest. We also require a valid state issued photo ID for the primary renter which will be verified via security cameras upon check in to our home.
Maximum rental stay is 7 nights.
Payment & Cancellation Policy:
Travel insurance is highly recommended.
• 50% of the total reservation is due at the time of booking
• Remaining 50% is due 30 days prior to check-in
• 100% of paid prepayments are refundable if canceled 30 days or more before arrival
• 50% of paid prepayments are refundable if canceled 14 days before arrival
No refund for cancellations made less than 14 days before check-in
• A $500 security deposit is required and will be refunded within 3 days after departure, pending inspection
While children are welcome, please note that our home is not childproofed. The property features white furnishings; we do not provide baby gates, outlet covers, or cabinet locks.
Any stained or damaged furnishings will result in additional charges.
Important Policies:
• Minimum rental age: 30 years
• No pets allowed – bringing a pet will result in immediate termination with no refund and a minimum additional $250 cleaning fee.
Service and Emotional Support Animals are allowed with the proper certification from a certified medical professional (online certifications are not permitted). A minimum $250 pet cleaning fee will be added to your reservation. Service or ESA's must be disclosed at the time of booking with proper certification.
• Exterior-only security cameras are on property and will be used to verify the identity of the primary renter and detect pets.
Included in Your Stay:
• Linens and bath towels
• Starter supply of paper towels, toilet paper, and soaps
• Beach gear (chairs, wagon, etc.)
Additional Details:
• 3–7 night minimum stay | 7 night maximum stay
• No boat, trailer, or RV parking
• Check-in: 4:00 PM | Check-out: 10:00 AM

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Crabby No More, Brand New 1st Tier Luxury|Gulf Views|Hot Tub|Outdoor Kitchen has 5 Bedrooms , 4 Bathrooms, and max occupancy of 7 people. The minimum rental for this property is 1 nights, but this can change depending on the season you plan on staying. Previous guests have given good rated it, and VRBO labeled it a top-rated House because of the excellent services rendered by the owner or manager of this House, and has consistently provided great experiences for their guests. Most families or guests that use it recommend it to their friends and some of them are repeat guests. House has a friendly neighborhood, and the Cape San Blas has interesting places to visit. If you want to learn more about the House in Cape San Blas, such as places to visit and things to do nearby, you can check below to learn more.